LIST OF B-9 PHRASES
NOTES:
Many of the tracks contain 2 phrases.
Most of these are "abbreviated" listings
of the whole track.
This is represented by the ( ... ) after each listing.

SEASON 1: DISC 1
1. At exactly launch plus hours, Destroy ...
2. WARNING !, WARNING!, WARNING!
3. My memory banks are also pleased ...
4. William Shakespeare Fall of a sparrow ...
5. The Renaissance man ...
6. I Do not sleep ...
7. Space flight is not a function ...
8. Samuel Butler YE I LIKE TO REAP
9. IT DOES NOT COMPUTE!
10. Eliminate all personnel ...
11. Eliminate means DESTROY!
12. I do not Vote ...
13. Off beat does not compute
14. Temperature, argon ...
15. Good-bye, that does not compute!
16. DATA inaccurate, does not compute!
17. I PLAY CHESS!
18. Relative humidity…
19. I Compute the question but won't answer
20. My sensory units say your unhappy
21. WARMING TIME! ...
22. THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!
23. I have located the chariot ...
24. Data on the orbit ...
25. I advise against such a course!
26. Data process complete ...
27. The function of every computer ...
28. Your probably suffering a guilty conscience
29. AFIRMITIVE!
30. The function of a control robot ...
31. I determine an alien presence
32. I cannot answer that question
33. I am not programmed for babysitting
34. Command system ...
35. I am to scare the birds away ...
36. I DO NOT LIKE IT !, I DO NOT LIKE IT!
37. The Robinsons are no longer my family ...
38. Dr. Smith has rejected me ...
39. The carbon called, Diamond ...
40. 32.06713 seconds
41. Details of your idea are without interest ...
42. CANNOT COMPUTE!
43. Destination earth is my place of origin
44. I have been programmed to look after you
45. I was only doing my job
46. There is no danger in this object for the boy
47. I COMPUTE & OBEY!
48. Farewell, Farewell, I bid you Farewell ...
49. Planet is unsuitable
50. I have learned your speech ...
51. I knocked of the bearded ones years, he sure is a DANDY!
52. I compute you well
53. An error in my programming ...
54. Compliance, NOT POSSIBLE!
55. Dr. Smith the Mother? The Father? Does not compute
56. HIGH NOON = 1200 ...
57. Like you, I miss the family ...
58. Jealously is human, I'm a machine
59. AFIRMITIVE!
60. IT DOES NOT COMPUTE!
61. Thermo genetic unit, prison animals ...
62. There is a sonar ...
63. My source of info is limited ...
64. I DO NOT HAVE THAT INFORMATION!
65. I DO NOT COMPUTE!
66. A moment of truth ...
67. Imperative that I do not leave my station ...
68. At 1200 hours ...
69. Excessive exercise is not good for the boy, he'll lose ...
70. “He who chickens” poem
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71. You thought waves are on the right track
72. BBBBBBZZZZZ… Where was I?
73. I already know a great deal ...
74. It is not necessary, the fish must be cleaned ...
75. I have not yet been able to make any consultations ...
76. The others are eating breakfast ...
77. BALOGNA!
78. Dr. Smith has programmed into my memory banks ...
79. Kiss the GIRL !, Kiss the GIRL!
80. I would like to express an opinion, UUGGHH
81. Goodnight, brush your teeth ...
82. I've been trying to overload my memory banks ...
83. It is only one more human characteristic I've been cheated of
84. Destination unknown
85. You're unhappy, is there anything I can do?
86. ATTENTION! Water ...
87. The Time, The Day, The Date ...
88. 1833 Hours at the signal ...
89. Dr. Smith is Possessed by an Alien Spirit ...
90. Everyone has someone, I have you ...
91. Kindly Rephrase your question ...
92. You Forget I am a cold robot ...
93. For a moment you reminded me of sleeping beauty ...
94. Dr. Smith is right! You need nourishment!
95. Our robot is a machine that needs programming ...
96. I am to warn you of the robotoid ...
97. STOP WILLIAM ROBINSON! ...
98. Are you ready Dr. Smith?
99. Due to temporary breakdown, reporting amateur liftoff! ...
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SEASON 2: DISC 2
1. I forgot you are brave, handsome Dr. Smith
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2. I shall accompany you
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3. You mentioned an alien being?
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4. You cannot tell a ball from a strike!
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5. I have only undergone a serious repair job ...
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6. He asked me the question, do not answer! ...
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7. The atomic generator ...
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8. I refuse to give you anymore info! ...
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9. I computed they were evil ...
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10. This information goes back to Maude Smith ...
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11. SSSHHH! He is catching early winks ...
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12. I shall never kiss his clammy claw again! ...
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13. No need for rewiring ...
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14. COUGH! I am clearing the solar dust! ...
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15. What you have said is TRUE! ...
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16. Movement relieves my sensory tensions
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17. Positron particles and Solarized ions ...
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18. It's been 3 hours, 12 minutes, and 5 seconds
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19. You are responsible for all the mistakes ...
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20. Compliance Impossible! ...
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21. Dr. Smith, He insults me! ...
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22. Your radio circuits a damaged beyond repair ...
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23. A man so close to death can fight till the death ...
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24. A sequestrial theory ...
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25. There is a dangerous alien among us! ...
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26. Dr. Smith just causes trouble! ...
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27. YOU DO NOT COMPUTE! Dr. Smith doesn't smoke!
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28. Also, you are my friend ...
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29. I too have a poem ...
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30. He was concerned about my corroding ...
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31. You do the job yourself!
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32. I have missed you…
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33. My programming is infallible ...
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34. This planet is inhabited by the Smiths ...
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35. I could warm a beverage for you, But ...
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36. We are friends now!
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37. UUGGHH! I fell faint… UUGGHH!
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38. Anybody can be green! ...
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39. That is ILLEGAL! ...
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40. There is nothing wrong with you but with others ...
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41. Tip-toe through the tulips? Does not compute!
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42. Where am I? Who turned out the lights?
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43. It is obvious I'm not a man ...
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44. You wish to peek into the future? ...
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45. A RECORD FOR SNAILS! ...
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46. Certain sounds were received ...
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47. We have come for you Dr. Smith ...
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48. I am sorry, IT DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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49. I have resigned as your assistant ...
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50. The calculations are not Dr. Smiths ...
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51. My poem is very amusing ...
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52. It is obvious you have problems ...
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53. Formula for rain ...
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54. Tampering with alien devices is dangerous ...
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55. I CALL THEM LIKE I SEE THEM! YOUR OUT!
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56. You are fortunate Michelangelo isn't around HU, HU.
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57. I issued all the required warnings ...
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58. My computers are moved ...
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59. What is the nature of your experiment? ...
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60. My family is in danger! ...
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61. WARNING! WARNING! Your calculations ...
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62. I thought it was SOUND economics ...
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63. We have the key to the prison, It's SOUND! ...
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64. I am a cybernetic computer ...
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65. I know I shouldn't ask, But…
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66. The patient is DEAD! ...
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67. You are entitled to your opinion and I am to mine
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68. Here's your message, BBLLGGHH!!
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69. Do not make a decision in haste ...
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70. Do not look at me ...
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71. Is this important?
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72. Energy Cell Exhausted
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73. You slipped into an alien space/time dimension
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74. Excuse me, I'm going to be sick
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75. A doodle bug ...
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76. I have a message from space about the killer ...
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77. My sensors are very uneasy ...
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78. SPARE ME OH GREAT LEADER!
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79. The time has come for the sacrifice ...
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80. A little spice makes for life, oh my poetry ...
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81. DANGER! That does not compute!
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82. You're a man, I'm machine we have something in common ...
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83. It is so nice to be loved ...
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84. I'm not programmed for fear ...
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85. I will fix a drink to calm you ...
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86. Dr. Smith is about to pull a fast one ...
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87. I know you like a big brother, you chicken!
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88. You can't legally do that! ...
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89. WHOM ARE WE DISCUSSING?
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90. According to my calculations…
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91. You are now observing OMEGA NEBULA!
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92. I've returned to the ship ...
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93. CORRECTION! There were no space monsters ...
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94. My memory banks do not contain the info ...
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95. I will maintain myself ...
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96. Why do you sneak out to work at the liquor still?
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97. I've heard you sing, you'll never make it, I've had it ...
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98. Call me GOLDEN BOY! ...
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99. The alien and dummy are REAL! ...
SEASON 3: DISC 3
1. Except for that tingling, I'm functional ...
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2. I will try to be HAPPY!
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3. We are at WAR with the plant world ...
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4. WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
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5. All personnel to the Jupiter ...
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6. I was resting my batteries ...
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7. What are you in for? ...
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8. WILL ROBINSON, WHERE ARE YOU? ...
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9. What an unthinking brute I am
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10. It only hurts when I talk about it ...
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11. Forever is a long time ...
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12. Dr. Smith is fishing for oysters ...
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13. You can live for weeks on your own body fat
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14. BON-APPETITE!
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15. This is Jungle Warfare, These plants…
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16. LAUNCH TIME 1 MINTUE & COUNTING!
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17. I know everything about history ...
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18. Follow me Will Robinson
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19. The two worlds are balanced ...
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20. All my computations are worthless ...
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21. His name is Will Robinson!
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22. We have reason to doubt everything!
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23. Why shouldn't I be in Love?
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24. Do I look like a minobird? ...
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25. There are more jamming potentials on this planet ...
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26. Let's leave before those jokers get me riled up
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27. I am not programmed to ask, only answer
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28. I will blast it open, do I have permission? ...
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29. Dr. Smith is not soaking up top ...
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30. Speaking of hands, May I?
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31. Dr. Smith? You have got to be kidding!
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32. D-O-C-T-O-R Smith? Does not compute!
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33. I fear the worst!
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34. They have deactivated my distress mechanism ...
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35. A fence works two ways Professor ...
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36. I ACHE ALL OVER!
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37. There is still a slight fever in my sensors ...
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38. This is where I belong, I play no games…
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39. We can continue the search that way
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40. Be careful maestro ...
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41. That was a LOW BLOW!
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42. Professor Robinson wants me here ...
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43. I CAN NOT COMPUTE WHAT THIS MEANS!
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44. I can not continue because of Dr. Smith!
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45. REMAIN CALM! It's only a projector
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46. Then I shall go along and be a judge ...
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47. Do you need me further?
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48. By splitting my body, you may split my personality
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49. I do not like my present state ...
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50. The Jupiter's hatch ...
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51. Tell me what I must do and I'll do it!
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52. The ship will be destroyed ...
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53. I am picking up vibrations…
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54. I have no data on that, or that either…
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55. I DO NOT COMPUTE THAT EXPRESSION!
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56. My detectors analyze…
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57. Would you care to read it louder?
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58. The storms definitely affected our bearings
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59. It all comes back to me know, I don't need a job! ...
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60. Less Talk! More Work! ...
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61. Atmosphere, Light forms, they do exist ...
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62. THIS PROBLEM INVOLVES SPACE, TIME and MATTER!
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63. A-F-F-I-R-M-I-T-I-V-E!
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64. Dr. Smith is talking about the rubdown I gave him…
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65. The actual count is 9,874 ...
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66. Now we can proceed with the most critical stage!
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67. My destiny is also clear!
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68. I'm doing the best I can!
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69. NO! I'm not with you any longer…
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70. I never thought of myself as a servo mechanism
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71. Our situation is bad, yours is worse…
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72. I have had not enough time ...
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73. Earth will be our planet ...
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74. The landing wasn't smooth, UUGGHH!!
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75. I went to school for…
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76. The clocks have been stopped for hundreds of years
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77. It is only I…
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78. I shall need a rubdown ...
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79. I prefer cybernetics instead of seafood
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80. You're planning to cast yourself a drift Dr. Smith?
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81. CAUTION! Megazor and his computer are approaching
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82. Mine is not the question why?
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83. THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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84. The rest of the family is out searching for edibles ...
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85. I sense the presence of Major West and Professor Robinson ...
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86. I was suddenly grabbed from behind ...
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87. I hear you talking but IT DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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88. Robo -song
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89. It isn't a snack but a dinner ...
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90. CRUELTY, CRUELTY, CRUELTY ...
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91. Dr. Smith, How? I'm crying… BBUUGGHH!!
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92. I've brought this all on you now
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93. Dr. Smith betrayed the sweet, gentle robot ...
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94. So you're the Goodie-Goodie one huh?
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95. Mass in ratio to earth mass…
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96. 500 pages typed this big…
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97. I have determined what this organism wants ...
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98. I appreciate the thought as much as the gift ...
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99. Dr. Smith is a TWO TIMER! ...
My thanks to S. Perrin for actually taking the
time to listen to each track and type out the contents.